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QUOTE QUIZ NUMBER FOUR 1. "Well, we had a choice, steak or fish." "Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna." 2. "You get to drink from the fire hose!" 3. "Are you sure they're real lemons?" "Yes." "I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?" "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" 4. "It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is... paprika! 'Oh thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!'" 5. "Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every ten." 6. "You played a *tomato* for 30 seconds -- they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down." "Yes -- it wasn't logical." "YOU WERE A TOMATO! A tomato doesn't have logic! A tomato can't move!" "That's what I said! So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato! Nobody does vegetables like me!" 7. "Give me a Tab." "Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something!" "Alright, give me a Pepsi Free." "You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it!" 8. "Water... water..." "Water... water..." "Oil... oil..." "Room service... room service..." 9. "I want fat, I want cholesterol! I wanna eat butter and bacon and BUCKETS of cheese!" 10. "You think you're tough? You eat beans every day? There's a handful of scarecrows left in Denver give anything for a mouthful of what you got." 11. "Too many free radicals. That's your problem." "Free radicals, sir?" "Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis!" "Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir." 12. "Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch." "Okay, you're on." "Come on... [Reads.] You are fired. Oh." "Well, at least I won lunch." 13. "You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?" 14. "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." 15. "What's that?" "Antidote." "For what?" "The poison you just drank."
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