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QUOTE QUIZ NUMBER THREE 1. "I like both oysters and snails." 2. "Well, why doesn't she take it?" "Because I loath bananas." 3. "I never know what I'm going to be hungry for from one day to the next." 4. "All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet!" 5. "No F%^&#@%*ing SH$%&!~%, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" 6. "All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victim's jaws open with a crow bar." 7. "It was my snake. I found it. I trained it. And I'm gonna eat it." 8. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!" 9. "Eat, Poppa, eat." "How can I eat? That silly Elf Song is driving me crazy." "You're going to disappoint the children. They expect a fat Santa." 10. "Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?" 11. "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it." 12. "There is no food in this high mountain!" "Oh, what about the juniper bushes over there?" "Oh! A miracle! A miracle! He has made the bush fruitful by his word! They brought forth juniper berries!" "Of course they brought forth juniper berries; they're juniper bushes, what do you expect!?" 13. "These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me…….No, they didn't give me a chaser." 14. "What are you doing?" "I am preparing to toast a marsh melon." 15. "The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But, you have to wait fifteen minutes before potency. And, he shouldn't go in swimming after for at least..." "An hour!" "An hour." "...A good hour.....Here." |
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